I had thought that today would be a tough day. I have like a zillion things to do and everything's due yesterday. Sounds familiar already?
However, after my first cup of Neslo - Nescafe Coffee + Milo... things seems much more manageable. Nothing like the first cup in the morning! I can feel that little buzz in my head.
Praise God when Noel decided to buy me lunch at Ganna Curry house. The bananna leaf rice there, some say it's the best in PJ, is great. (gosh do i hear a lot of disagreements already?) Yes food does wonders and by lunch, im pretty happy handling all the stuff that's thrown my way and all around me.
However, in line with every visit to good curry houses.....what goes in must comes out....
inevitably, sooner or later.
at about... no exactly 4:10.11 pm afternoon according to my pc time.... i had to go.. to do the big one. to sit on the throne. to bomb. to go boldly where no man has gone before...
A new experience EVERYtime. Indeed
13 minutes later..... i think i feel 2 kg lighter. I think I left 2 kg back in there. no i don't want to go into the toilet right now. yes, ive flushed twiced, in case there's left overs. i am sure there's no floaters nor submarines. there is none, and i am absolutely sure, none stuck at the bottom too. yes i checked. yes, toilet seat's up. yes i managed the splashes pretty well.... sorry what? my hands? what about my hands?.....
erm yeah.. i rinsed it. I mean..er... I washed it... with soap. wanna smell?
there must me a whole load of shit produced around the world each day...
6 billion ppl x 0. 2kg (say on average.. yes i know, on some days im 10times the average man). = 1.2billion kg of shit produced daily on planet earth!
woohoo... maybe thats the real cause of global warming. we're still feeling the 'warmth of the freshly baked cake'
1 comment:
Where'd all the crap go to? :)
Man, we must thank God for Indah Water and all the ppl who handle all our crap!
Hey Eric, that's a whole lot of crap.. imagine if we could collect the methane gas from it.. it could power our NEB (National Electric Board) hahhahaha
Have a great day!
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